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TolunaTeamAUNZ

  15 months ago

Toluna’s Dad Joke Tournament (AU): win a $100 Bunnings e-gift card!
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Father's Day is almost here, and we want to celebrate with a laugh and a giveaway. The rules are simple:

1. In the comments below, share your best dad joke - nothing is too punny or cheesy but be sure to do it by Monday 31st August! And try to be original - don’t copy a joke that has already been posted.

2. On 31st August, we will select our favourite jokes and post them in a poll for you to vote on.

3. The person who provided the joke with the most votes will win a $100 Bunnings e-gift card, and everyone who votes on the poll will stand a chance at winning 10,000 bonus points! The winner of these points will be selected at random.

Easy, right? All you need to do now is think of your best dad joke and post it in the comments below. We look forward to reading them all!
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hillsy3871

  15 months ago
What do get when you cross a bulldog with a shiatsu?
A bullshit!
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greenkazbar

  15 months ago
You’re Australian when you go into the bathroom, and you’re Ausralian when you come out, but who are you while you’re in there? European.
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prads23

  15 months ago
When does a joke become a DAD joke? When it becomes apparent.
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Fluffy68

  15 months ago
A Blond boards a plane going to England, As the air hostess asks the blond can I see your ticket please? The Hostess says I am sorry miss, but your ticket says you have an economy seat, so you will have to move back to Economy seating. The Blond says, "No if I am going to England, I will goto England in this seat Thankyou". The hostess once again politely shows the Blond her ticket states you are seated in Economy, as this is 1st Class, you must move to your economy seat please. The Blond again says, "I am sorry but if I am flying to England I am flying in this seat. Then The Hostess goes to speak to the Pilot and Co-Pilot about this blond passenger refusing to move back to her allocated economy seat. The Co-Pilot says "I will go and speak with her, I know how to talk to Blonds as I am married to one". The Co-Pilot goes back and says to the Blond " May I see your ticket please miss" He says "I am so very sorry to inform you Miss, I am your Co-Pilot of your flight and I have to tell you, 1st Class does not fly to England, only Economy class is flying to England". So then the Blond moves back to the Economy seat she was allocated for her flight to England.
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rosehazel93

  15 months ago
"My wife went to the West Indies"
"Jamaica?"
"No, she went of her own accord"
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Cinzbanks

  15 months ago
Did you hear the one about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.
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J7234877s

  15 months ago
Doctor asks, “What is your blood type?”
Dad answers, “Red!”
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S5230320m

  15 months ago
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck an ear.
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whoever777

  15 months ago
What was Winnie the Pooh when he died? A dead shit
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lil1101

  15 months ago
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint
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