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teanne

  1 month ago

Clever clerihew anyone

I got told off for stopping my Clerihew thread So to prevent actual assault upon my person It's reinstated

Rules simple 4 lines first 2lines rhyme 3rd and 4th lines rhyme

1st line should contain a Persons name or a event or a thing and should be humorous

There was a Spanish queen named Isabella
She was in desperate need of a fella

She found one who was undoubtedly Hairy
Sadly it was the inbred pom Queen Mary

Over to you
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KT051

  1 month ago
To B, my creative and unique video/quiz posting friend
With everything you share you keep us smiling until the end
Jokes that make us laugh so much we sometimes cry
I hope good things come your way and never just pass by.
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teanne

  1 month ago
Strats loves his guitar, its a fender
He started playing one after his last bender
In his far younger days he used to prefer to play a Gibson
But girls wouldn't show their fun bits or let him put his lips on
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KT051

  1 month ago
To Mr T the funny and humorous fellow right here
In the mirror I am sure you look so young and full of cheer
As my afternoon tea calls and what it’d be like to be strats wife
Wouldn’t you like to wear a smile through life?
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teanne

  1 month ago
JB is not a loafer
As 2 and I she will chauffeur
This a shame she's driving her car
As we are spending all day in a bar
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achatterjee4

  1 month ago
yes, but no comments. Reply
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Yvonner1994

  1 month ago
T.....
You should know by now his shoes wouldn't make it there
One step past my threshold we'd be naked without a care
He's naughty, hot, and has my measure
Without a doubt always fulfills my pleasure
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two2you

  1 month ago
There was a farmer from the west
He was sometimes considered a pest.
His favourite pass time was sleep
That's why he was always counting his sheep.
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braunhi1

  1 month ago
Yes I did wonder why you took it down but guessed it was for a reason.
There was a young teacher named katie (KT)
You would never hear this one say matie
She found her matie one day
He lead this lovely your teacher astray.
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teanne

  1 month ago
Oh Yvonner you put up a fight
Until it's Tom offering to delight
Then all that needs be said
Is who's shoes under who's bed
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