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  2 months ago

Kids say the funniest things

How do you decide who to marry?
You’ve got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10.

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with. Kristen, 10.

What is the right age to get married?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. Camille, 10.

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. Derrick, 8.

What do you think your mum and dad have in common?
Both don’t want any more kids. Lori, 8.

What do most people do on a date?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. Lynnette, 8.

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, 10.

When is it okay to kiss someone?
When they’re rich. Pam, 7.

The law says you have to be 18, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that. Curt, 7.

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do. Howard, 8.

Is it better to be single or married?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. Anita, 9.

How would the world be different if people didn’t get married?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there? Kelvin, 8.

How would you make a marriage work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. Ricky, 9.


Have you asked a kid a question and got a not expected answer?

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  2 months ago
Thanks so much for the laughs and working in a school I have received a lot of unexpected and funny answers from kids over the years that always leave me smiling, have a great weekend. Reply


  2 months ago
Lovely story Reply


  2 months ago
Very unique quirky answers. Thanks for the laugh Reply


  2 months ago
Those were so funny merlin and many a truth was spoken! Wish I could remember some funny ones for you but it was too long ago. Reply


  2 months ago
Children are so good .Loved every story Reply


  2 months ago
Love it. Reply


  2 months ago
very funny. Reply


  2 months ago
I found a lot of truism's in that lot , they're more astute than we realise ! Reply


  2 months ago
Well thanks for a very hearty laugh from moi Merlin. No I honesty cannot remember, I know my children must have but it was not like these, nor apparently memorable. lol. Have a great day! Reply

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