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merlin26

  1 month ago

Friday funnies

A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment, grinning from ear to ear.

Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?”

The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a 55-year-old woman, I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.”

“Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your 55-year-old arse?”

She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”
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Mother Superior tells two new nuns they must paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.

One nun suggests to the other, “Hey, let’s take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door.”

So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door.

They ask, “Who is it?”

“Blind man!” a man says.

The nuns look at each other and one nun says, “He’s blind, so he can’t see. What could it hurt?” So they let him in.

The blind man walks in and says, “Hey, nice boobs. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?”
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A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!”

A pastor hears this and asks, “Why are you calling them ‘dam fish’?”

The boy responds, “Because I caught these fish at the local dam.”

The pastor buys a couple of fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. Surprised, the wife responds, “I didn’t know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way.”

He explains to her why they are called dam fish. Later, at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. His son responds, “That’s the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f**king potatoes!”
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braunhi1

  1 month ago
Great ones again Merlin. Thanks for the laughs this Monday morning. Have a great week. Reply
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KT051

  1 month ago
Always good to enjoy laughs, thanks Merlin and have a great weekend. Reply
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CILLY0

  1 month ago
Thanks Merlin - Nothing like a laugh to brighten up a dull weekend. Reply
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achatterjee4

  1 month ago
Yes, looks like funny. Reply
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WoodyP

  1 month ago
Love them Merlin, had a good laugh especially the nuns. Reply
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gilliej

  1 month ago
Good Ones Merlin Thanks for the Friday Night Laughs Reply
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mbranfor

  1 month ago
Like magice, just when we need a good laugh Merlin delivers ... thanks, hope you have a good weekend if not a strong one. Reply
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pagalu

  1 month ago
Made my Day. Reply
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